Category: Goofiness

If hotcakes were never invented, how would we know when something is selling like hotckes?? -Joe Tesoro, Jr. 2013

I wonder if the sea ever worries about high sodium in its diet, and if it ever wonders if table salt would be better for those that live in it???? -Joe Tesoro, Jr. 2015

The grass may be greener, but elephants are still big… Joe Tesoro, Jr., 2008

Would cats be even more curious if they had 10 lives??? -Joe Tesoro, Jr., 2015  

If pudding were never created, we wouldn’t be able to prove anything. Whew, lucky for us…. – Joe Tesoro, Jr., 2015

Would the Hamburger Helper guy be able to help more if he had five fingers???? – Joe Tesoro, Jr., 2015

What if the Warden didn’t throw a party in the county jail??? -Joe Tesoro, Jr., 2015

I still have rubber bands from 30 years ago when I had a paper route. How long will these things last?  — Joe Tesoro, Jr,2010