Author: jtesoro

Doesn’t Charlie Sheen know that tigers don’t have magical blood? Oh yeah, and saying “WINNING!” doesn’t make you a winner. Sheesh. Ok, can I go to sleep now??? — Joe Tesoro, Jr, 2011

Has anyone ever proven if Charlie Sheen actually has tiger blood? — Joe Tesoro, Jr, 2011

So how does something you wear on your foot have the same word for getting punched; as in I’m gonna sock you in eye. Ugh! — Joe Tesoro, Jr, 2011

Tip of the Day: If you’ve looked everywhere for your pen and still can’t find it, try looking between your teeth — you might be holding it there….sigh — Joe Tesoro, Jr, 2011

So what would be different if they could have put Humpty back together again? — Joe Tesoro, Jr, 2011